I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...– Woody Allen (via vashti)
To the man who walked by me 30 minutes ago:
Thank you for notifying your friend of ‘that fucking fag’ who was I sitting outside my home, smoking a cigarette while brooding over the shitty mood I’ve been in for the past three hours. I appreciate that at least you swore when I peered out from my angsty black leather jacket with the menacing hood and you realized “holy shit that’s a chick”. I am glad to hear my androgyny is...
Let me never have her father call me, saying how’s about a round of golf? Instead, I’ll take the grim, forbidding monster who inspects me for a crooked trouser crease. And spare me too from palmy evenings which sail by in restaurants, on barstools, without a storming off or two. ‘Darling, you were made for me.’ I pray I’ll never hear those words. I need to feel...
Munno - Mine & Yours
Anonymous asked: PARADOX: You are often offered money to accept a mildly painful stimulus, and more money each time the stimulus is increased. There is a degree of pain from the stimulus so great no amount of money would induce you to accept it. But each single increment is undetectable. So there is no point at which it is rational for you to call a halt: you will always find it advantageous to accept the next...
The A.V. Club’s guide to Toronto’s occult shops →
I very much love my job: witchywonderworks: Check out this review of Occult shops in Toronto … featuring Wonderworks :) Wonderworks, photograph by Anne T. Donahue February 16, 2012 Wonderworks Everyone loves a bright, beautifully scented space, so it’s no “wonder” (sorry) that the shop is a beacon of both the...
playing Go Fish with Loki and Sun Wukong, I think the deck’s fixed ‘cause I’ve been pulling the five of clubs all day